So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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