what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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