Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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