it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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