one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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