that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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