Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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