help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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