peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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