on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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