Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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