stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The best revenge is premature balding
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i now understand why vodka
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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