Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
