I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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