seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Your cock deserves a montage
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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