This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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