my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
