omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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