Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
tell me about the eggs
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