Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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