triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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