It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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