so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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