I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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