Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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