im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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