i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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