she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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