I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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