Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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