i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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