That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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