another moral hangover. fuck.
from now on my penis is your penis
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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