one might say we're banned from that church
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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