i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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