the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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