New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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