so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize