yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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