i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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