just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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