ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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