Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
