What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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