Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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