what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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