who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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