You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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