Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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