Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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