is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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