Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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