My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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