do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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